Thursday, October 25, 2012

"Destroy All Humans", 2005.

This was a great idea, an Invader Zim-style alien coming from outer space to Body Snatchers-era repressive '50s middle America to, er, mutilate cattle and probe hobos. Gameplay didn't quite scale at the correct pace, but it was a curious diversion.

DESTROY ALL HUMANS!

ONE GIANT STEP ON MANKIND

IN STORES NOW
destroyallhumansgame.com
HYPNOTIZE!
VAPORIZE!
TERRORIZE!
It's a bit offputting just how often the "Sexual Themes" warning label is slapped on apparently sexuality-unrelated games in the 2000s. And is that really the punchiest URL they could come up with? Were they stung by a cybersquatter?